Static And Glow: Parliament’s Strange Neon Row
When Neon Crashed the Airwaves
Strange but true: in the shadow of looming global conflict, the House of Commons was debating glowing shopfronts.
Labour firebrand Gallacher, stood up and asked the Postmaster-General a peculiar but pressing question. How many complaints had rolled in about wireless sets being ruined by personalised neon signs London signage?
The figure was no joke: around a thousand complaints in 1938 alone.
Think about it: the soundtrack of Britain in 1938, interrupted not by enemy bombers but by shopfront glow.
The Minister in charge didn’t deny it. But here’s the rub: the government had no legal power to force neon owners to fix it.
He spoke of a possible new Wireless Telegraphy Bill, but admitted consultations would take "some time".
Translation? Parliament was stalling.
Gallacher pressed harder. He pushed for urgency: speed it up, Minister, people want results.
Mr. Poole piled in too. Wasn’t the state itself one of the worst offenders?
The Postmaster-General ducked the blow, admitting it made the matter "difficult" but offering no real solution.
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From today’s vantage, it feels rich with irony. In 1939 neon was the villain of the airwaves.
Jump ahead eight decades and the roles have flipped: the menace of 1939 is now the endangered beauty of 2025.
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Why does it matter?
First: neon has always rattled cages. From crashing radios to clashing with LED, it’s always been about authenticity vs convenience.
In 1939 it was seen as dangerous noise.
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The Smithers View. When we look at that 1939 Hansard record, we don’t just see dusty MPs moaning about static.
So, yes, old is gold. And London neon signs that’s why we keep bending glass and filling it with gas today.
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Don’t settle for plastic impostors. Real neon has been debated in Parliament for nearly a century.
If neon could shake Westminster before the war, it can certainly shake your walls now.
Choose the real thing.
Smithers has it.
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